She is Scotlands very own rhyming representative.
Now, if you're into your poetry / playwrites then this is a pretty big deal.
She's like the of the David Beckham of the Scottish poetry world.
However, she is also a miserable old bastard!.
Today she had an absolute haemo because she couldn't find the building that we were waiting for her in and when she finally got there and entered the studio, she blew up at everyone present because of that and instantly sucked all the energy out of the room and simultaneously any of the enthusiasm for the project that we had.
Totally fucking finished the shoot before it had even started.
I felt most sorry for the client, who had booked her on the back of an inspirational speech she gave at her university when she was younger and who was now left almost distraught with disillusion.
Totally nippy, bitter, old fanny who I hope I never have the misfortune to cross paths with again.
Well Lizzie, just for you, I've penned a small ditty in your honour.
I hope you as the poetry princess approve.
There once was a poet called Lochead,
Who turned out to be a bit of a cock head,
She got lost on her travels,
Her cool totally unravelled,
Maybe the cantankerous old old bitch will be shot dead
Anyone else ever met someone remotely famous only to be left bitterly and horribly disappointed?
4 comments:
I met santa one night on christmas eve when I crept down the stairs ....and he raped me
i dont know how to tell you this.....
that was your dad!
na, he had a bigger cock than my dad
why did we all stop blogging ?/
Omgz lolzaloids vix
whatever my name was on htis before
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