Tennereach

I must admit to thoroughly enjoying my wee break in Tenerife.
I've noted observations from my holibags before which you can see HERE
However, Im not one for banging on about something,
infact ask anyone that knows me and they'll say just that.
They'll say "DC's not one for banging on about something", however.....

1. Old people should stay away from those conveyor belt toasters.
They just have no concept of how to deal with them.

2. Germans have no fashion sense whatsoever.

3. Lookey lookey men should just fuck off!

4. People have absolutely no direction or purpose in the hotel restaurant on holiday. They simply wander aimlessly round the buffets like zombies.

And I think space tourism will make matters a million times worse?
Imagine all the old dears ACTUALLY floating around in your way when your trying to get your orange juice and your burnt toast.
Mark my words, it's a zero gravity nightmare waiting to happen.

Anyway, here's some holiday snaps from my trip.

-1. Tenerife in a nutshell
-2. A souvenir I wish I had bought
-3. Confusing sign #1
-4. Confusing sign #2
-5. Worst special offer ever
-6. Worst Freddie tribute act ever! (looked like AIDS freddie)
-7. Touch my bananas and I will fucking kill you!

All in all, we had a lovely time.