Hey kids.Sorry I've been gone for so long but I've been a very busy man trying to raise enough money to keep a small greedy boy in rusks.
I've been working away a lot which in turn means a lot of travelling and therefore a lot of thinking and more specifically, thinking about horses.
I don't mind telling you, I fucking HATE horses!
Useless, weird, skinny legged, daft looking animals.
On the motorways of our great country, you'll see a lot of horses travelling from A to B and all of them are in some sort of transporter. Not that strange until you realise that all of them, are facing the wall.
Literally stuck in the corner facing the wall!
They may as well be wearing a big cone hat on with a 'D' on it!
There are trucks flying past them with cows on them with their tongues hanging out the wee windows and sheep running riot on the backs of their trailers shouting and bawling, having a great time and waving out at the daft horse, who's fixed, rigid to the wall, utterly oblivious to the fun filled world around him.
Im not picking on horses per say, I just think they are a particulary crap animal that haven't really done anything awesome,
say, for example, like a monkey.
However, this got me thinking about a thing someone once said to me.
He said to me that when alien ships finally land on earth, everyone is gonnae expect wee humanlike creatures to come out.
However there is nothing to suggest that aliens wont look like horses!
As in, thousands of galaxies away, intelligent life has evolved into horse like creatures as opposed to man like creatures.
It could happen.
THEREFORE - The horses that we have on our planet already, could quite conceivabley be aliens from another planet that landed here millions of yeas ago!
They could have travelled here in big, giant, horse space ships kitted out with big 'hoof shaped' buttons and controls, laden with plenty of supplies of hay and sugar cubes for the long trip and stinking of years of uncleaned horse piss on the floor.
They could have settled here ages ago and are now just waiting for the rest of their kind to arrive here and help them enslave us all.
One things for sure, if they did travel here in giant horse
space ships..... I bet they were facing the wall!
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Smacked aff yer tits, aye?
I have this thought all the time, but my conclusion is that; given most of earth is covered in water, the aliens would land in the sea's / oceans, and thats why there are so many fucking weird things under the sea, they have hidden their space ship (easy to do), and have just came here to live in the water, and not try and take over or start a war or anything, just have a swim in the sea. But you are totally right, if there were aliens why would they have to look like us, and be the same size as us and not ants or spiders.
welcome back darth!
that was a mind blowing read.
our universe could be a tiny bit of fluff trapped in the bellybutton of some giant alien being!
or the fluff in my bellybutton could be a tiny wee aliens entire universe!
freaky int it.
I'm not terribly fond of horses either.
Giraffes but.
Now you're fucking talking.
Darth son, What happened to you? Is it the drugs son? Are you having a bad time with the drugs?
hey y'all.
its not drugs, its just thoughts.
I thought here was the place to share.
Apparently not tho.
Drugs it is then.
Whos with me!!!!
i think if space ships landed on earth it would probably be inhabitated by giant ant like creatures like in Starship Troopers then we would all have to quit oor jobs and join the military and go to war to wipe out those damn bugs
I drank a lot of cough medicine before I read this post. It blew my mind hahaha. Funny read. Horse aliens. .....could be....could be...
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