December 25th 2009

Merry Christmas to all the padawans.
Have a good one. x

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December 24th

Stair cleaners

I am sick and tired of these fuckers.
How hard can it be to clean some stairs?
I pay for it too and you should see how badly done it is.
Prompt personal attention?
Reliability Guaranteed?
MY ARSE!
Honest to god, I can't explain to you just how poor it is.
Well maybe next time, once they've cleaned the close in their usual
half-arsed manner, then they go to fill out their wee log,
they will see THIS and then I'll get my message across.

Fun Friday freestyle

Todays fun filled Friday frolics have a slightly dfferent feel about them.
The much loved 'Prick of the week' poll is coming back but as a one off
'Prick of the year' special so I'd like your suggestions for most annoying prick of the year and we will compile them into a poll and we can all vote for the winner.
Prizes to be confirmed but Im thinking we should just Email the winner and let them know that they have won this prestigious award.
How funny would that be. Maybe they'd send us a wee acceptance video like at award ceremonies. Riot.

Also, as it's Christmas and a time for giving,....

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(talk about ruining the magic!)

Im gonna open up todays fun Friday game to YOU!
Its you, the padawan clubs fun Friday game so you set the rules.
Theres no point in me harping on about shite that interests me,
lets hear what you guys think.
Give us your 5 point question a we can all play along.
Heres an example of what we are after today:

Contender for Prick of the year-
Jedward
Nick Griffin
Gordon Strachan

List 5 things you hate about gypsies


I forsee carnage. Good luck.

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December 11th

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December 13th

December 14th

December 15th

Fun Friday - nostalgia / future edition

It's nearly 2010!
That's the year two thousand and ten!
I couldn't imagine seeing the year 2010 as a child. I'd have pictured something slightly more futuristic than this if Im honest with you.
Anyway for todays two-part fun Friday spectacular tell us:

5 things you miss from the past and
5 things you'd like to see in the future

I've got fucking hundreds but here's mine:
From the past
1. Chelsea whoppers
2. Car horns on sticks not the steering wheel
3. Scotland playing anyone at football & having a fighting chance
4. The excitement induced by the sound of the ice cream van
5. Climbing trees

In the future
1. My 'tar the planet' campaign really taking off
2. Disposable dishes
3. Stuff for itchy balls that actually works
4. A big pause button that pauses everything
5. An AimTrust filter for my blog

Cartoonify yourself

If your really bored, like I was you can Tattoon youself here

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Here's your next 5 fun filled doors.
'Mon tha Christmas!

December 6th

December 7th

December 8th

December 9th

December 10th

Too easy - again.

My only regret is my pens ran out before I finished his barnet.
You can never return to the scene of the crime though.
Or can you?

shop til you're drop kicked

This is the extent of my misbehaviour in supermarkets nowadays.
I used to love putting hemmorrhoid cream or johnnys into peoples trolleys for a laugh or another great game is to try and clip someones trolley on to another persons trolley or an empty trolley via the wee chain (you can make a pound!)
Alas, Im a dad now so I have to behave like one & set a good example.
Anyone got any other good games to make the shopping fun?

Darth Carlsbergs Advent(ure) Calendar

Ive been dead busy.
Sorry for neglecting my Padawans.
At Christamas too.
Forgive me.
So anyway, here's the first 5 doors of your DC advent calendar.
Enjoy.

December 1st

December 2nd

December 3rd

December 4th

December 5th

Fun Friday - Christmas edition

As it's getting nearer to the big day and everyone is starting to get into the spirit of things lets bring everybody down a wee peg or two back to reality with our proud pessimistic pastime the fun Friday game.
We all know Christmas will turn out the same as it does every year.
A giant waste of money and everyones time and effort that will be over before you know it and put to bed for another year. Thankfully.
You know what you really want for Christmas and you also know that it's not what you are gonnae get!
Tell us this then:

What do you want for Christmas?
What are you getting for Christmas?
Whats the best present you ever got for Christmas?
Whats the worst present you ever got for Christmas?

I want a full, genuine stormtrooper outfit.
Im getting boots.
My best present ever was a star destroyer (sadly not a real one)
My worst present ever was a padded toilet seat. (honestly)